Stupid tiger

I like to think of it as a chicken and tiger situation.
Then tiger had his eyes in the chicken
The chicken was lost in the field one-day.
So the tiger quickly came along and grabbed the chicken by its teeth.
It took it back to its den where it gobbled it up.
As the chicken lay safe there and the tiger full.
The tiger then digested the chicken
And...
I'm sure you can guess the rest there.
Stupid tiger